Yesterday is history, tomorrow's a mystery, today is a gift -- that's why they call it the present.

"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw."

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  • france: ten
  • france: twenty
  • france: thirty
  • france: forty
  • france: fifty
  • france: sixty
  • france:
  • france:
  • france: sixty ten
  • world: france what are you do—
  • france: four twenties
  • world: france stop it
  • france: four twenties ten
  • world: france that doesn't even make any sense
  • france:
  • france:
  • france:
  • world:
  • france:
  • world:
  • france: hundred.
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laughingstation:

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

You will laugh out loud!

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newkidssonmycock:
the yawn trick
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the yawn trick

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